do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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