i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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