I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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