Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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