But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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