And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
