i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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