She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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