bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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