We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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