Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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