If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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