I want to make a zoo with you.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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