weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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