Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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