A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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