He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
we're making bets on your personal life
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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