Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I love having hate sex.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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