Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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