FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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