Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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