Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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