This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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