Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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