I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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