my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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