It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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