Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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