Nicole vs. Life
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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