He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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