I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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