On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
