Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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