Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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