Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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