Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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