you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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