i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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