She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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