is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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