haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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