Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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