I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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