His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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