You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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