it wasn't lemon gatorade
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
it glows. i had to have it.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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