Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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