im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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