You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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