i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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